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Jul. 24th, 2012 @ 12:59 pm
I left you furfags alone for several years, only to find your stomping grounds deserted. I am very angry with you all. After promising and delivering on that ice storm in 2008 I whacked the northeastern US of A with, I'm surprised you haven't come flocking back before now.
This may be my final posting here, my freakish minions. From here on, I will be making that Harold Camping-prune spout more rubbish about the world ending before the Mayan-appointed date and supporting Michelle Bachmann in her return to the American political arena's spotlight. Hearing everyone panic about the world ending soon on the word of a senile, old fart and that crazy bitch doing what she does best brings some joy to my dark and endless days. Much more than you furries have, lately.

So, I'm going to spread more "end of the world" stuff here and there, just to keep everyone on their toes. If you're afraid of pissing your fursuit in fear of what I'll do next, now's your chance to try changing my mind. Prove to me that you worship me and believe in me still. Pictures of your favorite animals will do. Fursuits are acceptable, but not while you're yiffing. I can see that whenever I walk the rings of Hell.

So remember kiddies. Pictures or this:

These are your options. I'll be checking in later.

Satan out.

Nov. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:44 pm
Dear Furfags,

I didn't feel it was necessary to tell the lot of you I went on vacation to the Gulf of Mexico for hurricane season the summer since none of you are around anyway. Reviewing my last post from May, it looks like one of you pretended to make an effort. However the lack of the lolcat macro I asked for failed to amuse. As for the rest of you, I'm still debating if I want to rain cockpuppets on the lazy dullards who abandoned this place. Maybe I'll settle for an ice storm instead.

While I waited to see if any of you decided to actually make a post proclaiming loyalty to me and begging forgiveness, or at the very least your love for being a furry I found myself lurking around and doing some reading. Such an interesting group these female artists are, especially these two. The first certainly has a way with words and there's just something enchanting about the art style in the second post.

Perhaps next time I return, I'll have more pictures.

Enjoy the art and be good,

Current Location: Hell
Current Music: She Bangs, the one sung by William Hung

DO IT, SAGET May. 3rd, 2008 @ 05:34 am
Dear Furfags,

Yet again, every last one of you has disappointed me. Your community has run dry despite every last one of you laying some claim to worshipping me, but there's quite enough evidence that you simply don't care. Out of the lot of you, only one saw fit to answer me, but they were apparently too easily distracted to carry on a conversation.

Needless to say this has made me rather, ah, upset. If you wish to placate me (or calm me down, for those of you whose vocabularies are less than stellar), you are to respond to this post with a lolcat macro, or just a macro. It doesn't need to have a cat, but that's beside the point.

For those unwilling or unable to use google image search, icanhascheezburger is a viable substitute to find and make your own. And if you think I'm cutting my example and your present at the bottom, think again. This is just punishment for those of you who might still have dial-up, as archaic as it is.

And your present....

Post more and be good,

Current Location: Hell
Current Music: Rollin' With Saget by Jamie Kennedy, ft. Bob Saget

Apr. 22nd, 2008 @ 03:38 am
Dear Furries,

I'm back with a new journal and a vengeance. You retarded furries are a disgrace to my true followers. I should send you all to the pearly gates for the headaches you gave me in the time I spent away from this rubbish heap.

Shape the fuck up,

Satan ♥

And before you say anything if any of you insufferable asswipes are still here the reason I have this new journal is because I lost my password and livejournal's being a fucking douche about giving it back. :|
Current Location: Hell
Current Music: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Aug. 22nd, 2006 @ 10:05 pm

My new community!
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I just wanted to let you all know I AM HERE.

As you were.
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I am not trying to bash your community but I have a few things to say.
The way you are representing satanism is why so many people of society reject satanism as a healthy organized religion. 666 has nothing to do with satanism, it is influenced by the christian church and luciferians. Cults do not fasinate the CoS members and cults are bad. Goat's blood is a definate no no, because harming an animal or a child is the ultimate sin. Necrophilia is disrespect even if they are dead, it is wrong. And ps2 is for christians...WTF??? All you kids need a life im sorry. You are not satanists, you are misrepresting what Anton Szandor LaVey was trying to build so quit hidding behind the name fir whatever reason.
Pull out the Satanic Bible (its only $7-8 at a local bookstore) and know what you are claiming to be before you rant and rave about meaningless lies.
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Hello! I am a new member here. I'm a fan of furry art and the culture's pretty neat, and stumbled across Satanism and found it to be a pretty interesting form of Atheism. Although maybe it's not technically Atheism in the sense of 'be your own god' self-empowerment but essentially when you say that it's more metaphorical and not in the traditional omniscience/omnipotence implications so Atheism's still poper.. Hurrah! So'mmmm... what do we do now? Do you notice how churchofsatan.com has them all dressing up in fursuits on the cover page? That is so cool! I want a fursuit. Damn expenses. That's honestly something I'd only do if I had a lot of money, I don't think I understand low-income people who do it.
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» The heathens are upon us!
The christian pigs have finally found our community...
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